Tag Archives: Humor
Amputee Sprinter Ruled Ineligible for Olympics
From the Archives: I wrote this satirical piece in January 2008 after reading about Oscar Pistorius, a sprinter who was deemed ineligible because his prosthetic legs gave him an unfair … Continue reading
Pirates Impressed with Crystal, Sign Comedian to Multi-Year Contract
From the Archives: I wrote this satirical piece in March 2008 after the Yankees signed Billy Crystal and played him in a spring training game against the Pirates. I remembered … Continue reading
Tom Jackson Shoots Chris Berman
From the Archives: I wrote this satirical piece in December 2007, back when I was writing for a website that was kind of like Onion Sports Network – only we … Continue reading
Manchester City v. Manchester United – English Premier League, 2011 – Live Tweetstream
I really don’t want to talk about this game anymore. In fact, I would rather: 10. Watch Liverpool’s DVD where they somehow justify using the phrase “Treble” for winning three … Continue reading
2011 Royal Rumble Tweetstream
Wrestlemania may be the “Grand-daddy of them all,” but the Royal Rumble has always been my favorite WWE event. I always thought the Royal Rumble match was a great way … Continue reading
Steelers vs. Bills Tweetstream
The Steelers managed to win last week despite some of the shadiest officiating since Game 6 of the 2002 Western Conference Finals, that scene in “Remember the Titans” where the … Continue reading
Steelers Win Handicap Match Against Raiders
Ever since James Harrison took out two Browns and Troy Polamalu dared to question the wisdom of Roger Goodell changing the rules midway through the season because he suddenly seems … Continue reading
TOP SECRET! The Lebron Announcement Script
The biggest soap-opera of the NBA offseason will be resolved on Thursday night as Lebron James plans on announcing his decision during a one-hour infomercial on ESPN. There are many … Continue reading
Roy Keane: Legend, Hall of Famer, Member of Victor Li’s All-Time Sir Alex Ferguson XI
Wow, I’m truly flattered. He is part of Victor Li’s greatest Alex Ferguson team, and was inducted into the English football Hall of Fame in 2004. He was the only … Continue reading