I need more Polish, so here's a picture of Polish goalkeeper, Jerzy Dudek doing what he does best. Sit and watch Iker Casillas.
I figured I do a Tweetstream for two of my favorite non-Manchester United squads in the Premiership. So here we go!
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Apparently, this is the most-played fixture in English top-flight. Wow. I thought it was Blackpool/West Brom.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Both teams really need a win today. Everton are off to a slow start and Villa got hammered by Newcastle last week.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Villa also got dumped out of Europe earlier this week. Not a good week for them.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – No Phil Neville today for Everton, as he’s still out. Meanwhile, Rodwell will make his first start of the season
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Villa pretty much need to win, or their caretaker manager, McDonald, is finished. Get Bob Bradley on the phone!
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Baines makes a great run into the box from the left past Luke Young, but Dunne is there to see it out for a corner.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – We have two American keepers today. As much as I like Howard, I think Friedel would have started over him at the WC.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – It’s always easy to tell when Fellani has the ball. Just follow the gigantic ‘fro.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – GOAL! The Youngs combine well as Luke makes a crafty run between the CBs. Ashley finds him and Luke puts it in.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Poor effort from Fellani on the goal, as he muffed his clearance, allowing the Youngs to work the one-two.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Beckford picks up a full head of steam and runs towards the box. Dunne cynically tosses him aside and that’s a card.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Spanish- I mean English – I mean, who knows – midfielder Mikel Arteta tries a long free kick, but Friedel handles it
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Capello is in the house. Watching Arteta, I’m sure. Wonder why he isn’t at Liverpool/West Brom.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Pienaar with a great curling shot from long range, and it strikes the post. Friedel was absolutely helpless there.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – If Villa got the Stephen Ireland from two years ago, then that was a heck of a deal for them. Pure profit.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Not a great game, so far. Neither side has been able to put together long spells of possession.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Cross from Baines and Fellaini gets his ‘fro on it, but knocks it wide. Maybe the ‘fro actually softens the shot.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Technical difficulties for FSC, so we’ll cut to some b-roll of some Villa fans watching on.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – We’re back and we see injured skipper Phil Neville watching on with a confused look on his face. Or is that normal?
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Everton corner, and Cahill’s header is deflected out. He’s the last guy Villa wants to get on the end of a corner.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Commentators tell us Howard Webb will be back soon. Giving out those cards in the Final really took its toll on him.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – More pressure from Everton. Baines with a nice pass into the box for Cahill, but it’s long and Villa clear it.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Is Steve Sidwell still on this Villa team? I hear they’re putting his picture on the side of milk cartons.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Baines beats Albrighton down the left but loses it out of bounds. Baines is having his way down that flank, though.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Rodwell with a cross/shot that curls towards the post and makes Friedel actually work a bit. It’s well out, though.
AstonVilla, #Everton – Albrighton has been threatening here. He makes a nice run past Pienaar and goes down in the box. No penalty.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Ashley Young with a soft effort from distance but Howard easily takes it. There’s the whistle and we’re at halftime.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – And we’re back! I have no idea what Bob Bradley’s favorite team is, but I’m guessing he’s rooting for Everton today.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – BTW, Sunderland have beaten Man City. Don’t make room in that trophy cabinet just yet.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Big John Carew (who stubbornly refuses to legally change his name to such) gets a chance, but his header is wide.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Great run by Ashley Young and he gets between Distin and Jagielka. His shot is well wide of the post, though.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Apparently, Sunderland got a penalty right at the end of the game, and Bent put it past Hart to win it.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Can’t stop them all, Joe Hart. With the way he’s been playing, though, you’d think Dr. Octopus was back there.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Downing flashes his free kick well wide of the post and Everton make a change, bringing on Saha for Beckford.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Big John Carew gracefully (!) moves into the box and nearly gets off his shot before losing his balance. Wow.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Tony Hibbert looks like Vladimir Putin and Chris Martin’s mutant child. Just saying…
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Saha’s first touch is a soft shot from the edge of the box. He and Fellaini both hesitated before Saha took it.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Double save from Howard, otherwise this is over. He blocks Carew and gets some help from Jagielka on the second.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Great reflex save from Friedel as Fellaini gets in deep and crosses it to Saha for the shot. U-S-A! U-S-A!!
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Arteta sends in a free kick from the edge of the box and Rodwell’s header just goes wide. Good chance for Everton.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Randy Lerner whispers something to an attractive 40-something in the owner’s box and she cracks up. That rascal!
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Villa make a switch as Big John Carew comes off for Swift Gabriel Agbonlahor. Yeah, that was lame
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Everton with a free kick from about 35 yards out. It comes to nothing. Rodwell comes off and is limping noticeably.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Villa has really put the shackles on Baines in this half.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Almost a goal as A. Young forces a great save from Howard. It bounces to an unmarked Albrighton, but he shanks it.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Coleman, who came on for Rodwell, makes a great run through the Villa defense, but his pass is out for a corner.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Great spell of pressure for Everton as they desperately go for the equalizer.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Heitinga comes on for Hibbert. Not sure how that’s going to help Everton score. Maybe Hibbert was tired.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Petrov fouls Baines in a dangerous spot and let’s see if Arteta can impress Capello here. Nope – he hits the wall.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – “Seven minutes for Everton to relieve themselves” – uh, okay. Must have been holding it in for a hell of a long time
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Everton with three straight corners and they have 16 in all. They’ve been camped out in Villa’s half.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Everton have Bilyaletdinov available, but aren’t going to bring him on. Why? Because he sucks.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – 5 minutes of stoppage time. Jagielka actually beats Agbonlahor to the ball and I’m shocked.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Everton win another corner. They play it long and I don’t know why. It hasn’t worked all day and it doesn’t here.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Saha with a shot and Friedel makes a great finger-tip save. Another corner and Friedel grabs it. That should do it.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – There’s the whistle and Villa win it! Everton, meanwhile, have only 1 point, putting them behind Wigan and West Brom
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Will Randy Lerner go with Kevin McDonald? Will he bring in Bradley or Sven? Will he score with that MILF?
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Unless that’s like his daughter or something. In which case, I sincerely apologize.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Villa close the book on a terrible week, while the misery continues for Everton.
#AstonVilla, #Everton – Everton need some help up front. Maybe they’ll pony up for Crouchy after all? Or Keane if Spurs pay his wages.